Top political strategists and NSA operatives would like you to pick what you would most like to see as a banner headline in the NY Times during 2006:
Bill O'Reilly diagnosed with Mad Cow Disease
Karl Rove found to be HIV positive after jailhouse assault.
Bush found incompetent to stand trial because of diminished capacity.
Rush Limbaugh has entire body turned inside out after sitting on hot tub drain - nobody notices.
Ann Coulter suffers breakdown when informed that a house fell on her sister; then assaults young girl and dog.
Scooter Libby still missing.
Tom DeLay refuses treatment from Democratic doctor and dies in emergency ward.
Sean Hannity electrocuted trying to rig Diebold voting machine.
Bob Novak insults Joe Wilson at exclusive DC eatery - doctors unsure as to how to remove wine bottle.
Cubs win the World Series
Admitedly that last one is a long shot.