In the past our leaders have made the odd mistake. We allowed Lebanon to be taken over by Shi'ite militants (Hizbollah), and Afghanistan to fall into the hands of Sunni terrorists (Taliban / Al Qaeda).
But our wonderfully competent leader has out done them all. He's managed to replace a dictator responsible for the death of about half the number of Iraqis we accidentally killed when we invaded his country under false pretenses with both Shi'ite militants and Sunni terrorists.
Not only that, he's done something no one ever thought possible. He's a uniter - a bridger of gaps, a bipartisan leader - just like he said.
He's managed to bring Shi'ite and Sunni terrorists together - a totally unprecedented achievement.
Literally no one managed to persuade these fundamentalists that war against Israel or killing Americans was as important as killing each other, so that their corruption of Islam would be the dominant force in the entire Middle East as well as larges swathes of Asia.
Our President has achieved a level of hatred for the US that actually manages to convince people that killing us is more important than a religious belief so corrupt, they believed they would be rewarded with virgins in Heaven if they managed to blow up buses filled with Israeli children.
This is the security Leiberman voted for. Instead of holding his hand up and admitting it was a mistake, a fair one too because as in the case of many of those that voted with him, he was mislead and lied to. No instead of saying he was wrong to allow the murder and torture of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, who now crave a life under Hussein rather than the hell they are now being subjected to, he reckons his vote made us safe, and he was right to support the invasion of Iraq.
The amusing thing is that he still doesn't truly understand why he lost his primary. Sure he's supported a President that ignores crazy dictators with nuclear weapons in favour of invading a country that weapons inspectors proved had stopped their WMD programs a decade earlier. Sure he's trying to convince people we should leave our troops in a hostile country with no leadership or anything remotely resembling a plan to keep them safe.
But what he doesn't understand is that is only part of it. He's rubber stamped a President that ignores an entire city being devastated by a natural disaster, and participated in a Congress that procrastinated handing over our tax money so long that it happened again - all the while supporting legislation that may well financially ruin those tax payers and leaves a legacy of debt and environmental disaster for their children - just so a few rich pigs can get fat off the money we pay the government to protect us from such things.
Jesus fucking Christ. When will any of these pricks understand we know what they're doing - and if they hope we're going to re-elect them after this freak show of a congressional year, they've got to be absolutely nuts.
The laws that have passed over this last year are so corrupt, filled with so much cronyism and favouritism for business that we can't even guarantee a job will provide us with a safe working environment or healthcare to fix ourselves when it doesn't.
So what a crackerjack job you've done Mr President, you've proved that not only are you more corrupt than Nixon, but you've actually managed to convince a Democrat nominee for Vice President that you were worth supporting while you did it.