Daily Kos: Dammit people: it's 'a Paris', not 'Paris'

Dammit people: it's 'a Paris', not 'Paris'

by Jerome a Paris

Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:18:26 PM PDT

I'm not in jail (unless you consider France a big, sad, Soviet gulag like the right does)

My name is not "Paris", it's "a Paris" (or "à Paris" for those of you that are cultured enough and have the right keyboard)

you're not supposed to call out diarists in your diary titles (faq teh FAQ)

And a call to my groupies, lackeys and "auto-reccers": please recommend this diary. Just to piss off those that will be pissed off because a pointless diary hogs the reclist.

And since this is the 8th day since I promised a diary on Edwards' foreign policy which I have yet to deliver, consider this a Obama bashing diary. Again. (So if you're an Edwards fan, rec this diary).

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by Jerome a Paris on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:17:52 PM PDT
- Groupie Tip Jar (229+ / 0-)
  
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  by Jerome a Paris on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:18:19 PM PDT
  
  [ Parent ]
  - That a kind of Fish? ;-p n/t (30+ / 0-)
    
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    Daily Kos used to be worthwhile.
    
    by andgarden on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:24:56 PM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - I eel you meant Grouper?? (149+ / 0-)
      
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      But don't mind me, I'm crabby from the dems clamming up and floundering and letting Bushco skate, don't they have a sole???
      
      They should have been able to impeach him with the precision of a sturgeon and had his proverbial head on a pike by now.
      
      Yell Louder!!! @ Docudharma
      
      by buhdydharma on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:32:01 PM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - heh. n/t (11+ / 0-)
        
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        Daily Kos used to be worthwhile.
        
        by andgarden on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:35:35 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I'll be the pissed off guy. (4+ / 0-)
        
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        You all have to be shitting me! A guy gets on the list on name recognition alone!
        
        WTF!?
        
        I'm running for office! Click here to support me!
        
        by djtyg on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 09:17:41 PM PDT
        
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        And three tip jars for yourself. (5+ / 0-)
        
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        Seriously, WTF?
        
        I'm running for office! Click here to support me!
        
        by djtyg on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 09:18:15 PM PDT
        
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        Tip jar (3+ / 0-)
        
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        For the mojo seeker.
        
        by klw1963 on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 09:40:12 PM PDT
        
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        Thanks. (2+ / 0-)
        
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        Celebrity worship on here really does piss me off, though.
        
        I'm running for office! Click here to support me!
        
        by djtyg on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 09:54:00 PM PDT
        
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        Hey, you don't need to worship a celebrity (10+ / 0-)
        
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        You can worship me. I don't write diaries. Rarely have an original thought. And I love white cheese popcorn.
        
        Hard to believe, but no one knows a damn thing about me.
        
        What's not to worship?
        
        by klw1963 on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 10:09:24 PM PDT
        
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        How's about a Tip Jar for folks... (3+ / 0-)
        
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        who'd drop $400 in a second to have hair like John Edwards ???
        
        Dixie Chicks, Amy Winehouse, Imus, and Rev. Wright. Overcome our evil with good.
        
        by vets74 on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 05:01:18 AM PDT
        
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        you couldn't pay me 400 (2+ / 0-)
        
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        dollars to have Edwards hair.
        
        Unseen Gore Video
        
        by TeresaInPa on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 06:48:40 AM PDT
        
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        Like being bald, eh ??? (0+ / 0-)
        
        .... ;^)
        
        Dixie Chicks, Amy Winehouse, Imus, and Rev. Wright. Overcome our evil with good.
        
        by vets74 on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 10:26:39 AM PDT
        
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        no (1+ / 0-)
        
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        I just appreciate that my hair doesn't take 400 dollars to cut and doesn't look like a brown helmet.
        
        Unseen Gore Video
        
        by TeresaInPa on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 04:35:38 PM PDT
        
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        If you can get a pro to come to a hotel twice... (0+ / 0-)
        
        in the L.A. area to give haircuts -- for less than $200 a trip -- then you should be a purchasing agent for the Edwards campaign.
        
        BTW: Elizabeth spends more than that for her trips to the beauty parlor.
        
        Whatcha thnk Hillary Clinton spends on her hair ???
        
        Dixie Chicks, Amy Winehouse, Imus, and Rev. Wright. Overcome our evil with good.
        
        by vets74 on Sun Jun 10, 2007 at 05:26:04 AM PDT
        
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        Holy mackerel n/t (3+ / 0-)
        
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        by joanneleon on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 03:29:15 AM PDT
        
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      - Wow, that's nine! (44+ / 0-)
        
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        That's a whale of a job!
        
        Shakespeare got it wrong: the world is not a stage, it is a lunatic asylum.
        
        by coloradocomet on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:38:24 PM PDT
        
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        It's my porpoise in life (62+ / 0-)
        
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        Yell Louder!!! @ Docudharma
        
        by buhdydharma on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:43:25 PM PDT
        
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        Not for me (56+ / 0-)
        
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        I do it just for the halibut.
        
        "Your poor huddled masses, let's club 'em to death --- and get it over with, and just dump them on the boulevard."
        
        by RogueJim on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:45:31 PM PDT
        
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        When will these puns... (42+ / 0-)
        
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        ...fin-ish?!
        
        Float like a manhole cover, sting like a sash weight.
        
        by JeffW on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:47:05 PM PDT
        
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        Really. (41+ / 0-)
        
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        I think they should cut it trout.
        
        Stressed out? Have a baby sloth.
        
        by droogie6655321 on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:50:50 PM PDT
        
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        ::laughing at you all:: (36+ / 0-)
        
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        ...as I sit here on my perch.
        
        Thou shalt not vote for John McCain. This is an obamanation.--Leviticus 270:538
        
        by PerfectStormer on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:53:46 PM PDT
        
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        Aww. (20+ / 0-)
        
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        Well aren't you an angel(fish).
        
        Stressed out? Have a baby sloth.
        
        by droogie6655321 on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:06:11 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        and you not a kestrel ... nt (5+ / 0-)
        
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        John McCain--not so much old as obsolete.
        
        by ohiolibrarian on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:15:48 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        c'est n'est-ce pas une pipe (1+ / 0-)
        
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        Maybe I spelled it incorrectly, but that is my French for the day.
        
        by annetteboardman on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 06:32:25 AM PDT
        
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        when you stop (31+ / 0-)
        
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        carping on it!! ;0
        
        sorry charlie....
        
        Gimme an "O", gimme a "B"...
        
        by left my heart on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:52:50 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Any minnow. (30+ / 0-)
        
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        This space for rent.
        
        by bherner on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:55:05 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I thought they were going swimmingly. (27+ / 0-)
        
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        -9.0, -8.3. History is more or less bunk.--Henry Ford
        Henry Ford is more or less bunk.--history
        
        by SensibleShoes on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:10:58 PM PDT
        
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        I just tuna deaf ear. n/t (15+ / 0-)
        
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        by MyBrainWorks on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 03:16:07 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        You can (8+ / 0-)
        
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        tune a piano... but ya can't tuna fish.
        
        Full Disclosure: I am Chair of the Darius Shahinfar for Congress Campaign Committee in NY-21.
        
        by Andrew C White on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 08:26:18 PM PDT
        
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        Hake of a job, Buhdy! Hake of a job! nt (13+ / 0-)
        
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        "Liberalism is trust of the people, tempered by prudence; conservatism, distrust of people, tempered by fear." Gladstone, Me -8.88/-7.08
        
        by zedaker on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 05:28:02 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - What kind of crappie comment is that? (68+ / 0-)
        
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        :-D
        
        "The truth shall set you free - but first it'll piss you off." Gloria Steinem
        Iraq Moratorium
        
        by One Pissed Off Liberal on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:46:51 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        P.S. (44+ / 0-)
        
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        Thanks for all the fish.
        
        "The truth shall set you free - but first it'll piss you off." Gloria Steinem
        Iraq Moratorium
        
        by One Pissed Off Liberal on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:51:00 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        and So long, by the way.... (1+ / 0-)
        
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        -7.88, -6.72. "Wherever law ends, tyranny begins."--John Locke IMPEACH THE BASTARDS!!!
        
        by caseynm on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 05:06:28 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        It wasn't that crappy in the scale of things (36+ / 0-)
        
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        Get it? Scale? (I so suck at puns)
        
        Real World Chick
        
        by real world chick on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:51:32 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - They did shrimp from their duty. (36+ / 0-)
        
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        /shark
        
        -9.0, -8.3. History is more or less bunk.--Henry Ford
        Henry Ford is more or less bunk.--history
        
        by SensibleShoes on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:47:29 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Man... (16+ / 0-)
        
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        ...this is like a fish dinner at my in-laws!
        
        You guys be tipping, er, tripping!
        
        Float like a manhole cover, sting like a sash weight.
        
        by JeffW on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:53:21 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Where there's a gill there a way. (29+ / 0-)
        
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        I'm gonna try scaling back, though, and salmon up what we've got so far...
        
        -9.0, -8.3. History is more or less bunk.--Henry Ford
        Henry Ford is more or less bunk.--history
        
        by SensibleShoes on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:55:32 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Tip Tank! (14+ / 0-)
        
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        Float like a manhole cover, sting like a sash weight.
        
        by JeffW on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:57:27 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Koi Veh! (18+ / 0-)
        
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        No one deserves this more than "a Paris." Bully Bass, Jerome, or is that Bouillabaisse?
        
        "That story is not worth the paper it's rotten on."--Dorothy Parker
        
        by martyc35 on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 03:31:15 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Comme sea, comme ca. (19+ / 0-)
        
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        -9.0, -8.3. History is more or less bunk.--Henry Ford
        Henry Ford is more or less bunk.--history
        
        by SensibleShoes on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 03:33:39 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - imperch, buhdycuda (40+ / 0-)
        
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        IMPERCH
        
        by Deward Hastings on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:08:46 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Shall we exchange fish puns? (18+ / 0-)
        
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        We cod if we wanted to!!
        
        1-20-09 The Darkness Ends "Where cruelty exists, law does not." ~ Alberto Mora
        
        by noweasels on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:14:49 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        You can tuna a piano but (16+ / 0-)
        
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        ya can't tuna fish.
        
        To a tapeworm, man exists for the tapeworm. - Edward Abbey
        
        by jimraff on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:18:20 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        If not for the mackeral (7+ / 0-)
        
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        try us for the halibut
        
        To a tapeworm, man exists for the tapeworm. - Edward Abbey
        
        by jimraff on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:18:42 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Jeepers -- reeled in again! n/t (15+ / 0-)
        
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        1-20-09 The Darkness Ends "Where cruelty exists, law does not." ~ Alberto Mora
        
        by noweasels on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:22:15 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        did I just hear Judy (10+ / 0-)
        
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        Garland singing: Somewhere over the Rainbow Trout???
        
        Gimme an "O", gimme a "B"...
        
        by left my heart on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:25:13 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Taking it to (5+ / 0-)
        
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        the stream again ?
        Reel it in .
        
        "The fussy armchair jackboots"
        
        by indycam on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:39:20 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        If happy little bluefish fry (16+ / 0-)
        
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        why oh why can't I?
        
        I have always resented that the artist should be relegated by the politician to a place with no voice in political or human affairs. -- Errol Flynn
        
        by Mlle Orignalmale on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 08:39:27 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Sardinic wit. (11+ / 0-)
        
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        Brought to you by Aunt Chovie.
        
        by klw1963 on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 09:42:20 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        I'm floundering around (19+ / 0-)
        
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        trying to think up the sole greatest fish pun ever.
        
        The Best Anti-McCain Ad [-4.25, -5.33]
        
        by GTPinNJ on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:48:58 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - You had me hooked from the beginning (28+ / 0-)
        
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        I'm no piker and take no crappie from anyone! This thread has me walleyed with its bass-ackwards inference that humor is allowed. What a bunch of bullheads -- casting about for silly puns! I'm going to tuna y'all out until this is scaled back. That's what it will take to lure me back. Otherwise, I might have to trout out a meta diary . . .
        
        July 9, 2008 -- I watched helplessly while Congress destroyed my Constitution. R.I.P.
        
        by bleeding heart on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:46:01 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Gaaar (9+ / 0-)
        
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        tharr she blows !
        
        "The fussy armchair jackboots"
        
        by indycam on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 03:40:01 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - why don't you (7+ / 0-)
        
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        write a diary about it then just for the halibut?
        
        We have the best Congress money can buy. ~ Will Rogers
        
        by stonemason on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:47:17 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Okay - are we finished now? (7+ / 0-)
        
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        Pesci-phobia.
        
        It's not just an aversion to "Goodfellas" any more.
        
        "What - am I a clownfish here to amuse you?"
        
        Deep Fish out of Korea
        Sleeping with the Fishes
        
        "Impeach the Cheerleader, save the world!"
        
        by deepfish on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 05:33:24 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Alas, no, (3+ / 0-)
        
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        the drum beats on.
        
        The lone and level sands stretch far away. -Shelley
        
        by justme on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 08:39:19 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        This diary pisces me off. (11+ / 0-)
        
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        by klw1963 on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 09:43:16 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - Is it pootie time? (17+ / 0-)
        
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        source: USDA.gov
        
        "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." --Samuel Johnson
        
        by joanneleon on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 05:59:50 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
        
        Lol! (2+ / 0-)
        
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        Awwww. Aren't they cute.
        
        "Well, yeah, the Constitution is worth it *if* you can succeed." Speaker Pelosi
        
        by blueoasis on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 12:27:33 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - I thought a grouper was (9+ / 0-)
        
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        a governor of california?
        
        Full Disclosure: I am Chair of the Darius Shahinfar for Congress Campaign Committee in NY-21.
        
        by Andrew C White on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 08:25:09 PM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - OMG (0+ / 0-)
        
        I can actually open and post to this 430 comment diary without freezing up. I bought a new computer, and I can't believe how fast it is. Now I can literally read every word.
        
        ...once you're willing to say whatever it takes to win, you lose. ~~Dean
        
        by dkmich on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 03:22:01 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
      - This whole thing is just a fluke n/t (2+ / 0-)
        
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        This is not a time for a candidate who will offend no one; it is time for a candidate who takes clear stands and kicks ass - Molly Ivins
        
        by TigerMom on Sat Jun 09, 2007 at 08:00:38 AM PDT
        
        [ Parent ]
    - I resent that (12+ / 0-)
      
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      In so many ways.
      
      "Impeach the Cheerleader, save the world!"
      
      by deepfish on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 05:31:13 PM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
  - Is it Tip Jar (23+ / 0-)
    
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    ... or Tip a jar?
    
    I Love Paris In The Springtime
    
    I love Paris in the springtime
    I love Paris in the fall
    Why oh why do l love Paris
    Where oh where is Paris
    No she isnt' in the Hotel Hilton
    Perhaps she is in gaol
    I could love Paris without the booze
    So what has Paris got to lose
    I love Paris in the springtime
    link
    
    Jerome a Paris or Paris Hilton or this Paris .
    
    I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
    
    A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
    
    by JekyllnHyde on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:50:09 PM PDT
    
    [ Parent ]
    - Free Jerome! (37+ / 0-)
      
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      Obama 2008
      
      by cato on Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 02:17:16 PM PDT
      
      [ Parent ]
      - Chief Inspector Clouseau (7+ / 0

Dammit people: it's 'a Paris', not 'Paris'

by Jerome a Paris

Fri Jun 08, 2007 at 01:18:26 PM PDT

Daily Kos Help

Tip Jar - 8 June (300+ / 1-)

Groupie Tip Jar (229+ / 0-)

That a kind of Fish? ;-p n/t (30+ / 0-)

I eel you meant Grouper?? (149+ / 0-)

heh. n/t (11+ / 0-)

I'll be the pissed off guy. (4+ / 0-)

And three tip jars for yourself. (5+ / 0-)

Tip jar (3+ / 0-)

Thanks. (2+ / 0-)

Hey, you don't need to worship a celebrity (10+ / 0-)

How's about a Tip Jar for folks... (3+ / 0-)

you couldn't pay me 400 (2+ / 0-)

Like being bald, eh ??? (0+ / 0-)

no (1+ / 0-)

If you can get a pro to come to a hotel twice... (0+ / 0-)

Holy mackerel n/t (3+ / 0-)

Wow, that's nine! (44+ / 0-)

It's my porpoise in life (62+ / 0-)

Not for me (56+ / 0-)

When will these puns... (42+ / 0-)

Really. (41+ / 0-)

::laughing at you all:: (36+ / 0-)

Aww. (20+ / 0-)

and you not a kestrel ... nt (5+ / 0-)

c'est n'est-ce pas une pipe (1+ / 0-)

when you stop (31+ / 0-)

Any minnow. (30+ / 0-)

I thought they were going swimmingly. (27+ / 0-)

I just tuna deaf ear. n/t (15+ / 0-)

You can (8+ / 0-)

Hake of a job, Buhdy! Hake of a job! nt (13+ / 0-)

What kind of crappie comment is that? (68+ / 0-)

P.S. (44+ / 0-)

and So long, by the way.... (1+ / 0-)

It wasn't that crappy in the scale of things (36+ / 0-)

They did shrimp from their duty. (36+ / 0-)

Man... (16+ / 0-)

Where there's a gill there a way. (29+ / 0-)

Tip Tank! (14+ / 0-)

Koi Veh! (18+ / 0-)

Comme sea, comme ca. (19+ / 0-)

imperch, buhdycuda (40+ / 0-)

Shall we exchange fish puns? (18+ / 0-)

You can tuna a piano but (16+ / 0-)

If not for the mackeral (7+ / 0-)

Jeepers -- reeled in again! n/t (15+ / 0-)

did I just hear Judy (10+ / 0-)

Taking it to (5+ / 0-)

If happy little bluefish fry (16+ / 0-)

Sardinic wit. (11+ / 0-)

I'm floundering around (19+ / 0-)

You had me hooked from the beginning (28+ / 0-)

Gaaar (9+ / 0-)

why don't you (7+ / 0-)

Okay - are we finished now? (7+ / 0-)

Alas, no, (3+ / 0-)

This diary pisces me off. (11+ / 0-)

Is it pootie time? (17+ / 0-)

Lol! (2+ / 0-)

I thought a grouper was (9+ / 0-)

OMG (0+ / 0-)

This whole thing is just a fluke n/t (2+ / 0-)

I resent that (12+ / 0-)

Is it Tip Jar (23+ / 0-)

Free Jerome! (37+ / 0-)

Chief Inspector Clouseau (7+ / 0