I posted this in a comment but I think it merits a wider audience.
Last night, I was responding to a comment in this diary about an 'America For Gore' meeting at the YearlyKos Convention this coming Friday, August 3rd, 6pm in the Hyatt Regency McCormick Place Hotel adjacent to the convention center. And found this wickedly funny video on Current TV, the tv network started by Al Gore.
As you know, Current TV's content is mostly user-generated and this video is definitely worth watching -- particularly if you're flying to Chicago to attend the 2nd YearlyKos Convention later this week.
With 'pleasing' background music, the video opens with two twenty-something, well-dressed, attractive JetBlue Airways employees giving 'Pre-flight Instructions' to Fox News Viewers and all subversives enroute to Chicago, Illinois. As a public service for fellow Kossacks, here's the transcript
'JETBLOWS' - WATCH THE VIDEO HERE on CURRENT TV
PRE-FLIGHT INSTRUCTIONS
Welcome to JetBlue Airlines.
JetBlue has recently instituted two classes of seating -- 'Fox News Class' and one for 'Everyone Fox News Dislikes.'
Fox News viewers, please place your luggage in the overhead luggage compartment. Additional pieces of carry-on luggage can placed beneath the seat in front of you.
Progressives, Leftists, and Kossacks... please check yourself as luggage. We don't want to be seen with you. Take out your bongs, Dixie Chicks cd's, and other hippie crap we assume you carry with you.
Fox News viewers, when the seat belt sign is illuminated, please fasten your seatbelts. If oxygen masks drop from the ceiling, secure your own masks before assisting others.
Daily Kos travellers, you've been provided with barf bags with brownie faces on them. In case of an emergency, do what you gotta do.
Bill O'Reilly Listeners, in case of an emergency, follow ground lighting to exit doors. Use the inflating slides to evacuate.
Progressives, obey the lit signs and follow the arrows to ferries taking you to the gates of hell for all we care.
Or, go through the doors that'll directly take you through the cold turbine blades, spreading your viscous remains in the cold uncaring void.
Thank you for watching.
This video is also available in French and Spanish. And due to frequent requests from Fox News viewers, one in which we speak v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y!
Jet Blue -- We Only Have Room For the Right Wing.
I watched the video numerous times and couldn't stop laughing!
- Price of a JetBlue round-trip ticket to Chicago -- $250.00.
- Hotel and Food Expenses -- $250.00.
- Miscellaneous Expenses -- $100.00.
- Bongs and Other Paranerphelia- $50.00.
- Watching Bill O'Lielly and Fox News Seethe With Rage -- Priceless!!!
This diary brought to you by JetBlue Airways
and also courtesy of the most trusted name in network news -- Fox News Network
Have a nice and enjoyable flight. And remember, be nice to your fellow Fox News travellers!
'JETBLOWS' - WATCH THE VIDEO HERE on CURRENT TV
(crossposted at Truth & Progress)