The first?
For some low level scapegoats in the FEMA (dis)Organisation upon whom to pile the blame.
The second?
For a spare Medal of Freedom for Dear Leader to bestow on Michael Brown in time for his promotion to some more lofty position.
For these two urgent appeals we're requesting you please just send cash. (to the GOP)
In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows: --
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." -- The City's gone, --
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.
We wonder, -- and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace,
He meets some fragments huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.