www.crooksandliars.com has a precious clip of Bush in Cleveland and the first question is about the new book "American Theocracy" and the Apocalypse. He's totally tongue-tied (surprise) then goes off on an unrelated 9/11 tangent (surprise).
But these are questions I have been dying to ask:
Where does FEMA stand in relation to the Rapture?
What is the federal government's plan for Rapture response?
Assuming that the whole White House staff may ascend to Heaven at any moment (minus the homosexuals) what about the rest of us?
How many members of Congress will be going, and who will be staying besides Barney Frank (gay), Bob Filner (Jewish), Sander Levin (Jewish), and assorted Cogressional adulterers (too numerous to list here)?
Will Abramoff get his job back?
Will Dominos still deliver ?