I really CAN'T believe this is true.
Newshounds is reporting that anti-abortion activist appeared on Fox radio's Alan Colmes show on May 6 and admitted to having, get this, sex with a mule.
The show was a while back, and the report was echoed in Salon's War Room on the 13th.
This may have been diaried before, but I didn't see it.
Some excerpts in the extended entry.
NH: "Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Now I was born in Georgia, although not on a farm, but I don't recall ever hearing that hot man-on-mule action was a normal thing down there. If it is, it seems like a much bigger story.
Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
'nuff said?