'DRUDGE REPORT' WEBSITE RIDDLED WITH OBSCENITIES
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Matt Drudge's official news website is riddled with obscenities, PUNISHINGLEMUR can reveal.
The Republican hack recently reported on the outrage surrounding Janet Jackson and Howard Stern's recent episodes of unrestrained obscenity, and has released a report condemning the use of curse words on John Kerry's official campaign website.
But an investigation reveals Drudge's own website is filled with expletives, setting the standard for a new wave of 21st Century reporting!
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A sampling of web pages featured on Drudge's site reveal:
"...the s##t hit the fan...an a##hole...we can perform f##king magic...their s##t smells better...you can take a lot of s##t...shut the f##k up...it's complete horses##t...he doesn't give a s##t...major league a##hole...b##ch, I'm a kill you...that's bulls##t..."
In fact, typing in the vulgar terms in the search box of the Drudge Report Archives site directly links the reader to the action!
Mr. Drudge has not commented on the revelation. Unlike over the air broadcast, there are no known foul language rules for news reporting websites.
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Seriously, Drudge's report is, well, bullshit! Using Drudge's methodology, just seven pages on the official Kerry campaign website are found to contain the terms "fuck" or "shit". Every one of the uses is in a reprint of a magazine article. Publications represented include the Atlantic Monthly and the Harvard Crimson. Drudge simply lumps his examples of curse word usage into one block, NEVER mentioning the context in ANY WAY. Worse yet, he attempts to paint Kerry as a hypocrite for supporting the right of broadcast stations to not transmit "obscene" material when he himself has curse words on his campaign website. This is not hypocrisy. This is an issue of freedom, something even right-wing blowhards like Drudge should be able to understand.