Over the past several weeks, I have learned that:
- Hillary Clinton is a lying DNC scum who will galvanize the Republicans to come out and vote.
- John Edwards is an angry preening jerk who had the Republicans walk all over him in 2004.
- Barack Obama is an arrogant inexperienced newcomer who will be eaten alive by the Republicans.
Meanwhile, I have learned:
- John Edwards walks on water and will work for the middle class worker.
- Barack Obama walks on water and will lead all America to a wonderful progressive future.
- Hillary Clinton walks on water and has the experience to make change happen.
Furthermore, I have learned:
- Hillary Clinton and John Edwards supporters have been so awful and nasty that Barack Obama supporters won't vote for either candidate if they win in the primaries.
- John Edwards and Barack Obama supporters have been so arrogant and crude that Hillary Clinton supporters won't vote for either if they win in the primaries,
- Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton supporters have been so mean and hateful that John Edward supporters won't vote for either if either candidate wins in the primary.
Am I right?