Dear Chief:
Enjoy your trip, y'hear? No need to hurry back.
Love
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Bush visits Fifth Fleet in Persian Gulf
Will the Fifth Fleet keep him out there?
Are they loyal, tried and true?
Is Vice Admiral Kevin Cosgriff
A man like me and you?
During a stop in Israel at the start of Bush's Middle East trip last week, he warned Iran of "serious consequences" if it attacked U.S. ships, and said all options were on the table.
Tehran has dismissed the incident as routine and accused the United States of exaggerating it for propaganda purposes.
Has Bush's mission been accomplished?
Is he romping round more boats?
These eight years have all been somethished,
Seaman! Hand the man my vote
In the pocket of that orange kit
Complete with ball and chain -
And if we're lucky we will never
See the likes of him again.