dan froomkin reports
The White House Web site yesterday excitedly announced that Bush himself would host " Ask the White House" at 1 p.m. and answer questions about his trip. It's supposed to be a "live chat" -- and would have been Bush's first.
But somehow, the " transcript" of the event was up on the web site before 11 a.m.
The answer is quite simple.
The Chimperor opened a time tunnel from 2002, when people liked him, and
the Temporal pressure pushed his end forward in time 4 hours, so he started liveblogging
at 1 PM finished at 9 AM and they had the transcript up by 11 AM.
Now the Past-future tense is hard for people who didn't go to college, but, it's all
understandable
Now this would also explain why the CHimperor is so upset about the Iranian Nuclear threat.
The Iranians have stolen this technology and are going back in time to work on their bomb
which they will us in the future, while having no program in the present.
Even worse, apparently Iranian agents have gone back in time to steal Iraqi WMD,
so as to embarass the Chimperor.