Yes folks, it's time again for the Clinton Cocktail Hour. Come on in and join the fun!
The rules are simple. Check your troll/hide clicks at the door along with the poison pens. Juliet, our one of kind check girl, will guard them for a very small tip.
Our friend and usual hostess, Goldberry, is still on some exotic island with Rico the bartender. We'll just have to have some fun without her and raise a toast or two in her honor.
Tonight's featured cocktail is The Bitch Slap, a lovely blend of Vodka, Rum and Gin. Limit two per customer, one for the little ladies.
Come on in and have some fun!
Ask your server about tonight's special, Blackened Grouper. Chef Esteban brought this recipe from Cuba when he escaped as a child. He says his Abuela hid the recipe in his pants.
As always there's also a nice Pineapple-Jalapeno salsa and a variety of salty munchies.
Please drink responsibly and tip your wait staff generously.
The Bitch Slap
Ingredients:
* 1 oz High end Vodka
* 1 oz Gin
* 1 oz Everclear
* 1 oz Light rum
* Fill with Lemonade
* 1 splash 7-Up
Mixing instructions:
Mix it together over ice and drink.