Before you all get dismissive, let me remind you of why my ass is just an important endorser. Think about it, the one thing that unites all of us is our ass. We all have one- small, big, droopy, perky, white, brown, pink, cute, and very ugly and for the most parts our ass serves us well. My ass is like your ass, though it is infinitely cuter and photogenic than yours. And the endorsement of my ass MATTERS.
When the shit hits the fan, we have our asses to thank. Our asses have provided us with important depositories from which we can pull out opinion, analysis and thoughts. Our asses are always behind us. Would you neglect what my ass has to say, now of all times when our country needs it most?
The problem with most of you that you have been too focussed on another orifice. Your navel. I have a navel too. I am proud of my navel, but my navel speaks only for me. My ass on the other hand speaks for all americans who have ever used their ass or perhaps craved a piece of ass.
This election has been hard on us all. We may have been hurt by the cheek of one or other of the candidates, or felt sad when our favorites have dropped between the cracks, but let it be known that when our asses unite, we can unleash a voice that can drown all opposing voices and kill innocent woodland creatures.
Let our asses unite and select the candidate that best represents us.
I am not talking about Obama- be he charismatic and inspiring to millions of Americans. I am not talking Hillary whose competence and fighting spirit can win this.
I am talking about the ticket that will unite across gender, race, affiliation and class. I am talking about the one ticket we can all believe.
So get off your asses and believe in the ticket that can change America.
POOTIE/WUZZLE 08 ticket.
No one can but believe. With their combination of cuteness, loyalty, sex appeal and focussed work ethic, they can win this. They will attract the nicer republicans, ALL the independents and no democrat can ever resist a wuzzle.
All other endorsements can butt out and try not to let the door get their asses on the way out. Leave all your prejudices behind.
My ass has spoken.