Socks the Cat returned to SNARK prominence last fall.
Socks's posthumous "interview" by Harvey the Rabbit appeared, here, and set records for nasty comments.
Now Socks is silenced.
Erased from the search engines.
Hillary's march to the White House will not be laughed at.
In 2001 this piece was open source echoed by AP.
19,593 newspapers and magazines ran it in 50 countries.
AT THIS DIARY DATE Google (was) rigged so Hillary Left Me For Dead (in quotes) top-lined a link (that relo'd to) hillaryclinton.com.
Billary do not like humor at their expense.
"America must know the truth about how Hillary tried to kill me."
"At first I really liked Hillary," Socks said. "she was cold, calculating, and utterly indifferent to the feelings of others. She was like a soulmate to me. But then she changed. Every time she was angry at Bill, she took it out on me."
"Cold and calculating" is not to be permitted.
Dirty tricks + paranoia + narcissism ???
Fact is, Socks's "$400 hair cut" tale on Hill got whacked.
Socks's "interview" had been first-page popular on google for "Hillary Clinton."
No more.
Test the search yourself; Socks is dead and gone.
Here's just a little more to give you a notion of the intimate relations that did not occur with that cat:
I've taken to wearing my fur long just so that I can lick it over the scars from all the flying lamps."
Some speculate that acquiring a cat was just a political move on Hillary's part to soften her shrewish image. Socks concurs. "When the cameras were on, it was all cream & tuna, plenty of scratching behind the ears, nuzzling, cooing... she'd fuss over me like I was a Chinese campaign donor. But behind closed doors, nothing but screaming and spray bottles. And they weren't always filled with water, either. I used to think that 'piss & vinegar' was just a figure of speech. Now I know better."
Socks assumed that once his tenure as a "personality prop" ended with the Bush inauguration, he'd be set for life. "Sure, I was abused a lot, but I figured that it was just the stress of having such a high public profile. Once we were out of the White House, I thought she'd HAVE to lay off me. Maybe start beating on that professional puddle-maker, Buddy."
This goes on....
His prediction was frighteningly wrong.
"About a week after we left," said Socks, chain-smoking and looking around the room nervously, "I found out that Buddy had an 'accident'. 'Ran into the road' they said. My ass! Buddy was deathly afraid of ANY loud noise. Piddled himself during every thunderstorm. Never seen him get within a hundred feet of traffic without sprinkling the lawn in terror. He HAD to have been pushed."
"As for me, yeah, well, I was a little nervous after that."
His anxiety turned out to be justified.
"About 2 weeks after that, Hillary put me in the car. Said we were going to the park to 'chase some chipmunks'. Sounded like fun. Until I saw the sign that said Fort Marcy Park. I just KNEW at that point she was going to 'Foster' me."
"As soon as she opened the car door," said Socks, his voice starting to crack as he recollected the trauma, "I gave her four sharp ones across the nose and just started running. I never looked back. I heard a couple gunshots and my tail felt like it was on fire. She winged me a good one. So much blood. Broke the 12th and 13th caudal vertebrae, but it wasn't life-threatening. She searched around for a while, but she must've seen the blood & figured I was dead."
And on....
"I hid in the park for a couple days," continued Socks, "then made my way to Bettie's house. I always liked her. Seemed like she always had a couple ounces of some primo green leafy on her. I heard she grew the stuff in her back yard."
"Never had a better catnip connection."
"Anyway, she took me in and we've been together ever since."
And then there's the shoes and wet-heading....
Some believe that Socks brought the trouble on himself, but he denies the rumors. "Yeah, I may have crapped in her shoes once, but that was just payback for the time when she found me playing with a pair of Monica's panties and tasered me."
"As for the 'pillow-peeing incidents'," Socks concluded, "that was absolutely Bill. He'd wet-head the bitch in her sleep every time she wouldn't give him some and then blame it on me."
Let us pray. Dear Lord, please forgive this sorry cat his sins. His lack of forgiveness. You understand....
And if you want to see a herd of ugly comments....