I've been asked, repeatedly these days, to join in the Obamania.
I am to sense the Obamomentum.
I'm asked to believe that this is his Obamoment.
It's hard to argue: He's a political Obamachine! He's got Obamachismo! He's Obamagnetic! And he should raise some Obamajor Obamoney as a result of his Obamazing finish on Super Tuesday, when he won an Obamajority of delegates. Now he's got to flex his Obamuscles and Obamaster the Clintons.
The primaries will be over by ObaMay. He is already Obamatching the Clinton's fundraising. At the convention, he will doubtless be the Obaman in a position to Obamount the platform and, in his Obamajestic way, Obamove the Democrats to Obamake him the nominee.
Then, in the general election, Obamaybe he will Obamove the Obamoderates to Obmanoint him President. (Provided the GOP doesn't Obamalign him in their Obamachiavellian way.)
And, once President, he will have an Obamandate to govern with an Obamaturity that has been sadly lacking.
And that will be good for all Obamericans.
Whew! That gave me a headache. I need some Obamedicine.