What has this place come to? Right now there is a diary on the recommended list for the sole purpose of being on the recommended list. Recommend this diary or the terrorists win. And a bunch of suckers went ahead and did it. They recommended it! People! The terrorists were not really going to win if you didn't recommend that, how naive are you?!? You were suckered. I'm sick of that... there are people dying in Czechoslovakia (or whatever it is) and we waste space on threats that would make Rove blush? Is that what DailyKos is for? Pointless fear mongering? Is that what it has become?
Further, another diary I find totally typical is one by some guy named Lady Johnson. He says his dog might have typed his message or his previous self prior to time travel or something, again, more fear mongering (next: terrorists are using time travel to come from the future and bomb Michigan right off the map)... but the worst thing, the worst waste of it is that I don't think he's even really going to leave.
Well, I AM!
And the main reason I'm going to leave is that this place is now just a home for meaningless terrorist fear mongering, FISA mongering, and divorce. I don't have the time to waste on here reading about imaginary time travel, imaginary terrorists, imaginary divorces, imaginary gods, I mean dogs... I was here to learn. And a few weeks ago you could come here and learn a lot, but now, not so much.
You know, up until recently one could learn a thing or two about Obama's connection to muslim extremism, the clinton predilection for tear inducing vapor spray, or how rove still controls the country from "retirement". But that was yesterday and this is today. Soon, it'll all be about why rove eats children feet first rather than the other way round like most lizards, why you have to recommend a diary so people don't vote Republican, or why Ron Paul should do an independent run for president when the Republican party is done treating him like the fleck he is.
I think it is an abomination the type of time wasting that goes on here now. That distracts me from more important things. I take it as a personal insult that you force me to waste this time. I blame you for the 10 minutes I had to spend wondering if the terrorists really were going to attack if I didn't recommend McMendricks (sp?) diary. In the end I clicked it just to be sure but seriously, I think it's probably just a coincidence if they don't attack today. I blame you for the 15 minutes I spent wondering if Bill Jinston was really going to leave. I think it is mighty sucky of you to say you are leaving and worry me overly much. I might as well go to fark.com or fuckedcompany if I come here to just get my head fucked with. Basically what I'm saying is you are raping my head.
And I will go, believe me, but not before giving you a piece of my mind because each and every one of you is complicit in this. Each and every one of you wants to waste my time. Each and every one of you thinks if I don't recommend your diary the terrorists will attack. Each and every one of you thinks hillary is an agent for the Red Middle East. Each and every one of you thinks Bob Joneson is going to actually leave this site, and it's because you are all gullible con men.
I don't like to spew personal insult but listen up you waste of a human bastard, you need to up your smart factor!
If you don't, maybe you will leave, but until then, I'm leaving. I don't think Lyndon is leaving, or his dog, or that he time traveled or that the terrorists are going to hit the world recommend buttons, or that the CIA has a special mission to replace our cavities with radios, or any other crazy shit, but the problem is, YOU DO!
So adios suckers!
Updated: I'm taking the door with me so save it.