Oh, it's going to be a bright, bright, sun-shiney day!
07:15 AM
This election is just soooo important. It is truly a historic event. I have decided to keep a journal with me at all times to record the new dawning of change and hope in America as we elect Barack Obama as president. This is something I will give my kids to read as I reach my elderly years when I'm 40.
07:40 AM
My stinky dormmate who refuses to help Obama is giving me dirty looks again. I wonder sometimes if he has ear problems because he puts on his ear phones everytime I start my day playing the positive mesage of love that is the 'Yes, we can!' song. For some odd reason everytime I get home I can't find my copy of 'Yes, we can!' and I have to download it all over again. That's eight times this week.
09:20 AM
What a treat! I checked my PO box and my shipment of 250 Obama 'Change!' bumper stickers has arrived. Time to spread the hope. I still have about 30 Obama lawn signs so it looks like I have my work cut out for me today.
10:22 AM
Oh no! While taking down another icky Ron Paul lawn sign and putting up the better Obama sign a terrible thing happened. A women in the house accidently threw a pan full of spaghetti out the window and it hit me. Doesn't she have a garbage disposal? I guess she just wanted to feed all the hungry animals wandering around outside. Kinda sad. I'll never get these stains out of my new Che Guevara shirt.
01:50 PM
While putting another bumper sticker on a late model Pontiac a man came out and asked me what the hell I was doing. I told him that there was no need to thank me it was my pleasure. Later I saw him drive down the street and I waved to him and he waved back. Sad. he must have lost all the fingers except one on his hand in some sort of terrible accident. The bumper sticker had fallen off his car too. I have to be more careful when I put them on from now on. I hope he isn't too disappointed when he gets home and sees it missing.
03:18 PM
While cutting the power cable on a TV playing FOX news in a local store I started to feel kind of hungry. I thought of buying lunch but luckily remembered that I had already planned to give my last 20$ to the Obama campaign. Before I could get weak and give into my own selfish desire to eat I quickly put the 20$ in an envelope and mailed it to him. Not sure what happened then. All I remember is hearing a loud noise from my stomach and the mailbox box jumped up and hit me in the face.
05:25 PM
I wake up in the hospital. A nurse who seems nice tells me that I took a bad fall and that I should stay the night. I notice that she has a small Hillary button on her uniform. It's a trick! Don't trust her! She then asks me if I have health insurance. I tell her no way. I am young and healthy and I shouldn't have to pay for health insurance. I sign some papers and am discharged ten minutes later.
09:33 PM
Whew! I am tired. It has been another great day spreading the message of hope and change to the world. Again, I have misplaced my cd with 'Yes, we can!' on it. My roommate just smiles weirdly when I ask if he has seen it. I worry about him. I'll burn another two copies tonight and then listen to it as I go to sleep like I do every night. Yes, we can, Yes, we can, Yes...we...can...