Today's voting day in Wisconsin, and after this past week, I think I know who I'm voting for.
John McCain, because he loves me. Look at all the attention I received!
Candidate | Number of phone calls begging for my vote |
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John McCain | 4 |
Mike Huckabee | 2 |
Cindy McCain | 1 |
Barack Obama | 0 |
Hillary Clinton | 0 |
Bill Clinton | 0 |
Chelsea Clinton | 0 |
Socks Clinton | 0 |
Of course, it could be because John McCain had polled me, and I told him I was voting for Mike Huckabee because of his policy on immigration. Apparently, John likes it when I play hard to get.
It's funny, though --- not a single call from a Democratic candidate, in what could be an important state for the primary.
Such is life when you're a blue person in a dark red county in a purple state. Well, time to go vote!