I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another that the exit polls from today's races are summarized as follows:
- The sun will set in the west tonight.
- Voters are hot in Hawaii.
- Voters are cold in Wisconsin (except for those 18 year-olds in Madison--purrrrrrrrrrrr).
- Most voters know Hillary is a woman and do not care.
- Most voters know Barack is black and do not care.
- Obama voters believe he is hope despite Obama-haters saying he sells dope.
- Hillary voters believe she is battle-tested despite Hillary-haters saying she is a battle-ax.
- Bush and Cheney both suck and often at the same time.
DO NOT TAKE THESE POLLS FOR GRANTED. Remember to get out there and work hard, canvassing your butts off! Exit polls are not reliable. Just because the sun is now setting in the west in Wisconsin does not mean that the same thing will happen in Hawaii later tonight.