Hear ye, hear ye...our fearless employee Bill has left for vacation and thus I now call to order the first Cheers & Jeers Drinking Liberally SUB Edition to order...follow me below the fold for fun, frivolity, a little news and of course libations of all kinds!
First let's get the "Business" out of the way...Bill and Michael are now in sunny Key West while I, your guest host of the evening, am stuck in bitter cold and SNOW (sigh)...Below you will find the official Sub Schedule...
Friday 2/29 Spedwybabs
Monday 3/3 AAbshier
Tuesday 3/4 Teeb
Wednesday 3/5 Virgomusic
Thursday 3/6 Poli Sigh
Friday 3/7 Spedwybabs (This is gonna go up a little later than usual due to work obligations that night...it will be posted at 8PM EST instead of the usual 7 PM EST...I apologize in advance)
Monday 3/10 AAbshier
Tuesday 3/11 Predictor
Wednesday 3/12 Ninepatch
BTW Please please please rec this Cheers & Jeers diary...as fast as diaries scroll of the list it would be a shame if some of our regulars missed this cause it scrolled off to fast :)
Ok now to the fun...
Today is Leap Day so on the count of 3...everyone put down your drink and leap up in celebration...1...2...3 HEY! you! over there! I said LEAP not fall over and pass out!
JEERS
to the airforce...of course if you are IN the air force you probably aren't reading this jeer but apparently the air force's "cyber command" has decided that blogs are "not legitimate news sources" and they are now blocking all blogs...hmmm I wonder if FoxNuts News Blogs are also blocked?
CHEERS to making the Republicans waste their time on stupid stuff ...now some will say it IS an issue, but I have to in all fairness say I think it's a non issue...his parents were American citizens, serving abroad and thus he fulfills the citizenship requirements...BUT if it makes him waste time and/or money I'm all for raising a stink...John McCain- American Citizen or Not?
CHEERS to Brittain's Prince Henry for putting his body in harm's way...saw what you want about those Brits...they have better role models than we do
Prince in Afghanistan
But HUGEST OF JEERS to the Drudge Report for breaking the news...as you might have expected the Brits are now bringing Henry home Drudge Sucks
CHEERS to the fastest unemployment I've ever dreamed of. For those that saw my jeers earlier this week, Tuesday, quite suddenly I lost my night job...today, less than 48 hours later I have a new night job. The truly funny part is that they offered me a management position first...I turned that down cause I gotta focus on the ice cream parlor...but when I told them I knew someone who would be good they immediately set up an interview with her!
CHEERS only 15 days til the release of the movie of my all time favorite Dr. Seuss book...Horton Hears a Who!
CHEERS to wishful dreaming...some guy over in Great Brittain made a small bet on a horse on his birthday...he ended up winning a million dollars! Hmmm maybe I'll get lucky in Vegas for my bday? Birthday Bet
Speaking of Vegas...I bet one can get a room cheap right about now
JEERS to incarceration...did you know that according to some recent studies 1 in 100 adults is in jail? Now look around you...if the 99 people around you aren't in jail SURPRISE you are!
CHEERS to Dems proving that Republicans aren't the only ones that can raise money...Google News Headline right now says that our two presidential candidates raised a combined 80 million buckeroos in January! HOLY COW...when they come to PA I hope they have lots of money to spend on ice cream (grin)
I guess if that doesn't work I could move to Italy and join this group...Psst...Wanna Buy a Ferrari?
And I certainly can't ramble w/out a bit of country right? Two things- first, Complete Woman magazine has named Woody Bradshaw one of the hottest elibible bachelors around...well duh I coulda told them that! Also, Trace Adkins is awesome and I really hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice!
Of course I can't let this opportunity to brag on my pootie Scooby to pass me by. Lately when Scooby decides it is time for dinner (mind you he doesn't do this in the mornings) he walks over to the cans of wet food that are piled by the door to my bedroom and knocks them over and then starts batting one around like a soccer ball...and gee that always ends up being the one he gets LOL Here he is...
My uncle sent me this in email today and I just have to share it with the world...
Finally some Friday fun...test yourmarketing smarts...I scored 100% :)
Ok folks...step up to the bar...one at a time now..don't all shout your orders at once...Place your order and tell us what you're cheering and jeering today...and remember don't drink and type and if you must drink...use a designated typer!