Is John Sidney McCain secretly a woman? He openly admits one of his parents was. And where he went to elementary school, all the teachers were, too.
He also voted "aye" on SR 266 commending the University of Tennessee Women’s Basketball team on their national championship. Any one of these items should raise questions in the minds of the voters. All of them together indicate a clear pattern of womanly behavior.
Personally, I don’t believe it, of course, but the question has been raised and so the voters will just have to decide for themselves if they are willing to risk electing a secret woman.
PS: I heard he took the oath of office on a copy of Our Bodies, Our Selves
PPS: I dedicate this snark to the Tennessee Republican Party, which is set to fire its Communications Director tomorrow for a racist anti-Obama press release.