I'm not satisfied with Obama's speech on Rev. Wright and race. He wouldn't have made this speech if he were not compelled by the political circumstances. As a black person running for President, it's easy to make a speech on race. Obama doesn't care about race. He never addressed the issue before yesterday. He just wants to win an election. He's a policitian. Blah blah blah. I'm so concerned with all of these accurate statements that I've just written.
I will not be satisfied until Obama confronts Rev. Wright in his office in a heated video taped exchange. Then he needs to angrily throw Rev. Wright out the window, Edward Longshenks style. That's right. I'm calling for defenestration of Rev. Wright.
After that, he needs to go find Rev. Wright's lifeless body and kick it while screaming "AMERICA RIGHT OR WRONG!" to the tune of the National Anthem.
Then he needs to denounce Rev. Wright in every public speech he makes for the rest of his life. And he needs to find anyone who agrees with Rev. Wright and defenestrate them as well. Multiple party defenestrations are called for here. While the logistics may be hard (plexi-glass windows can be prevent defenestration), Obama must do this if he wants to be President.
I will never be satisfied with Obama's denunciations of Rev. Wright, until he does all of this completely unreasonable stuff that I'm calling for. Rev. Wright is the most important issue facing our country today, and I'm very concerned about it. We must continue to discuss it and parse it completely with really important "gotcha" questions. When was Obama in his church? What did he hear? Did he have a disgusted look on his face when he heard the stuff? Did he immediately defenestrate Rev. Wright when he made offensive remarks? If so, was his heart really in the defenestration, or was it a political act? Did he defenestrate his wife for listening to Rev. Wright? Did he grab himself by the collar of his own shirt and defenestrate himself after hearing the remarks?
Nothing short of a public defenestration of Rev. Wright will satisfy me. I'm so concerned about this issue - not because I support Hillary Clinton, but because I'm so, so, so concerned.
Obama should drop out if he doesn't follow my instructions. And in his withdrawal speech, he should be defenestrated by Terry MacAuliffe on live TV. And then Hillary Clinton can claim her rightful spot as president that she is entitled to.