(h/t to the good Dr. Seuss, who has more room in my subconscious than I thought)
Whoever we pick, it's all the same.
I will not vote for John McCain.
I will not vote for John McCain.
I fear the man has gone insane.
I will not vote to have more war
We can't afford it any more.
I will not vote to bomb Iran
I will stop him if I can.
I will not vote for a Bush-hugger
There must surely be anudder.
I won't vote for torture, or that kind of stuff,
Hell, isn't watching 24 enough?
I will not vote for "Straight-Talk" John
No matter what drugs they put him on.
Not out of fear, or if I'm pissed
Even if he swears off lobbyists
His beady eyes, his angry sneer
Does not make me want to share his beer.
His BBQ with his secret rub?
I will not vote for another Dub.
I won't support him here or there.
I won't support him anywhere.
Not because of your candidates' supporters
Not because he's nice to reporters
Not because of the primary race.
I just can't stand his angry face.
Whoever wins, it's all the same.
I cannot vote for John McCain.