It's at times like these when we need to just take a step back, relax, and have a good laugh at everything that's going on around us. It is for this reason, I started writing "The Daily Dump." Check back everyday as I tackle the hardest hitting headlines with a twist of humor.
Debate Debocle
Since ABC broadcasted the debate last night, it has been receiving harsh criticism for it's one sided and tabloid type questions. An anonymous ABC rep said, " We haven't received this much negative press about a show since we aired "The Crack Chronicles with Whitney Houston."
Here we go again
Sen. Clinton and Sen. Obama took part in their final debate last night in Phila, PA. Did we really need another debate? This one made 21 debates so far. Let's see, that's 21 debates, thousands of tv and radio appearances, book signings, and town hall meetings. Hell, we've seen more of these people than Priscilla Presley has seen plastic surgeons.
Bless You My Child
The Pope is holding his first mass in the U.S. in a baseball stadium in Washington D.C. Over 1000 priests will also be in attendance to assist with communion and confessionals. 1000 priests all in the same place at the same time? This should definitely lead to a record number of.........Amber Alerts.
Shoot 'Em Up
Florida has just passed a new law allowing people to take their guns to work as long as the gun is in plain view. This should definitely change the mood in those employee evaluation meetings.
In a related story, mid-level management pistol whippings have increased 200%.
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