Our mistress of the dark, TiaRachel, is on vacation this week. I hope you will accept this poor substitute in her stead.
Coming up tonight on Jon we have Uma Thurman and Stephen will be hosting Hillary Clinton and Patrick Murphy.
I must admit I'm a little angry today about the universal butt covering of our asskissing Beltway media of last night's Faux Faux News debate. They are circling their wagons around what can only be called a horrible, UNPROFESSIONAL and BORING performance.
You talking head toadies- you owe your fucking JOBS to us and if you and your bosses are sitting in your offices wondering why you can't even move a box of cereal off the shelf it's because you are yawn worthy tune out television that no intelligent person watches anymore.
And guess what you elitist inbred morons?
YOUR AUDIENCE IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU ARE!
THAT'S WHY YOUR RATINGS SUCK YOU TWITS!
I've never been exposed to more condescending clueless boobs than what passes for teleprompter reading talent on network TV which is why it's dying and deserves it's sorry fate. You overpaid pampered brats will whine and scream as your revenue streams, paid for by marketers who KNOW what sells and does not, dry up like your blow dried hair and your shriveled made up plastic faces.
You feces spouting filth make me sick.
Gattaca brings up bad memories for me of last night's debate with Democrats who just don't see the fundamental fascistic wrongness of keeping a DNA Database of EVERY SINGLE PERSON THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ACCUSES OF A CRIME, whether they're tried or not, whether they're found guilty or not, whether it's late filing or treason.
And this dispite the recent testimony that the FBI has ABUSED NATIONAL SECURITY LETTERS TO ENGAGE IN WARRANTLESS SECRET SEARCHES OVER 6400 TIMES!
Welcome to Minority Report-land folks where our good truthy friends in the government do genetic scans to determine what future crimes you will commit so they can torture and execute you in secret before you can become an actual threat to society and their dictatorship.
And we wouldn't want to have any of our serfs or slaves running away now would we?
And this wouldn't have anything to do with racism in a country that imprisons 30% of it's black male population?
C'mon, why are you worried?
Unless you have something to hide...
All a part of the creeping fascism we're willing to accept as long as we can keep staring at the Hypnotoad-
If you can't tear your eyes away from the basilisk in time you'll be forced to consume some Better Know A District- The Fighting 8th. Then you will see a Presidential candidate hoping for some Colbert Bounce.
Tweety predicts a 15 point win so anything less than that is an occasion to hoot and jeer at him and he hates that. He wants to run for Senator someday and doesn't want to expose himself as a classless no-talent political assclown who pees his pants when challenged because he's just an empty souled loudmouth bully who spits on you when he talks.
Breaking-
This dKos Diary claims Obama and Edwards will be making appearences on Colbert tonight also.
He has 3 sources, I will update as required.
Update-
From the same diary a comment from someone who says they were at the taping.
Different updates-
New Domestic Intelligence Agency Has 800,000+ Agents by ACLU
Charlie Gibson And George Stephanopoulos: The Keystone Flops by KingOneEye