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Many experts predict this will be the scene in front of the White House the day after the new President is sworn in.
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO???
A new survey shows President Bush's approval ratings are down to 28%, the lowest for any President ever in history. On the other hand, President Bush's approval ratings are at 100% with Haliburton, Exxon, and Al Queda.
President Bush responded to his low approval ratings by invading South Dakota.
KIDS HAVING KIDS
The Texas Polygamists were back in court Friday where documents provided showed girls were having sex as young as thirteen and having children as young as fifteen. "I don't see a problem with that. Thirteen is middle-age to me," said R-Kelly
THIS GETS MY GOAT
A man stunned a crowd in the market town of Plovdiv, Bulgaria by trading his wife for a friend’s goat after she could not have children. The 8-year-old goat, Elena, already had given birth to three kids and was more profitable, according to the man. Well, it's good to see Prince Charles was smart enough to finally part with Camilla.
HOLE IN ONE
GREEN VALLEY, Ariz. - Robert Dunham , an 85-year-old legally blind golfer from southern Arizona made a hole-in-one this week on a par-3 course. - When asked how he was going to celebrate, he said, since he is blind, the only thing left for him to do is to cheat on his wife, then run for New York Governor.
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