Hillary Clinton shocked the world and defied the pollsters and pundits who have been predicting for weeks that Clinton would win Pennsylvania by margins of up to 20 points.
She managed to beat the odds and overcome disadvantages like having 100 Pennsylvania mayors endorsing her and massive name recognition (plus a famous husband; maybe you've heard of him), and managed to WIN Pennsylvania by just under 10 points!
OMFG!
Clinton's stunning upset win over a candidate she was leading in the polls since forever shows that Obama can't win in Pennsylvania on Tuesday, April 22, 2008. I don't know about you guys, but someone who comes from behind an almost insurmountable 20 point lead is clearly ready to lead on day one.
A 9.3% victory! That's a double-digit win in MY book!
And don't forget, after her amazing win, she is now LEADING in popular vote count!(Popular vote lead includes Michigan and Florida, excludes four caucus states. Results may vary. Do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle if you find these results to be convincing of Clinton leading in popular vote.)
SHE WON BY DOUBLE DIGITS, PEOPLE! OPEN YOUR EYES!
I know I'm convinced. If Clinton can defy the odds and win elections by 50% of the margin she was supposed to win by, then she deserves to stay in the Primary.
Author's note: The above, obviously, is snark. It's really unfair snark, however, because the things I say above are so freakin' close to what's ACTUALLY being said on pro-Clinton sites that it's almost plagiarism.