For fun and amusement.....
thoughts on Lord Of The Rings
transmogrified into election '08
Plucky Frodo: Obama
Loyal Sam: Michelle
Merry and Pippin: Axelrod and Pouffle
Gandalf: Ted Kennedy
Strider: Jon Stewart
Legolas: Keith Olbermann
The beardy dwarf guy: Bill Richardson
The guy that gets all the arrows in him: Howard Dean
The nine ringwraiths: Hillary Clinton, James Carville, Howard Wolfson, Geoffrey Garin, Mark Penn, Ed Rendell, Michael Nutter, Lanny David and Terry McAuliffe
Sauron the great: Dick Cheney
Saruman: John McCain
The mouthpiece of Sauron: Karl Rove
Wormtongue: Rush Limbaugh
Elrond: John Kerry
Bilbo: Al Gore
Vile Orcs: George Stephanopolous, Tim Russert, Charles Gibson, Katie Couric, Wolf Blitzer
Oliphaunt: Bill Clinton
The One Ring: the power and sovereignty of the USA
Gollum: George W Bush