Scranton, Pa
Local bus driver Edmund Kuhnston expressed deep frustrations with the unseasonably high amount of political candidates and their surrogates that have been carelessly ending up under his bus.
"It's just really infuriating." Edmund was quoted as saying. "I've been driving this same local transit route for 35 years and never have so many people been heaved under my tires." Mr. Kuhnston also added that the strain of so many preachers, aides, political operatives, journalists, and whole demographics being tossed below his 1997 66-passenger Freightliner has done irreparable damage to his front drive train and suspension.
"You know, it used to be you'd hit a squirrel or maybe someones dog once and a while. Now, I gotta watch out for entire socio-economic populations being carelessly thrown right into the street! Mr. Kuhnston went on to add that the current crisis has made him consider changing professions altogether. "I figure if you can't beat 'am, join 'em." With that he added that he's enrolled at a night program at the local community college for journalism.