O.K. someone's got to address this...it's like the big, pink, drugged-up elephant standing in the middle of the room.
I plan on not being so nice to Dear Cindy Where's-My-Prescription-Drug-Pad McCain, so if you don't have the stomach for it...now's your chance to click on another diary. Go ahead, don't torture yourself, you know you can't handle a little Cindy McCain smackdown...it's o.k. with me, I still luvs ya!
If you're game and don't belly-ache over some catty commentary...then meet me on the dark side.
Let me first just state for the record that I find swiftboating a First Lady distasteful in the worst way. I'm leaving First Lady's out of this one. Also, no kids, even if they are now adults...no kids.
It's been increasingly obvious that prior to becoming First Lady, you're fair game. And I just want to share some of the love with Cindy.
Remember Theresa Heinz-Kerry? I think we’ll find that she had it easy.
Michelle Obama is going to be hit hard by the far right, they will lie about her, twist her words and try to portray her as some sort of monster who hates America. Afterall, they're proven sore losers and with nothing else to go on they'll grapple for anything, even swiftboating a candidate's wife.
So, taking a look at the other side of the aisle, we find Cindy. Pill-popping, prescription drug fraud, jail dodger whose face has been stretched further than a Stretch Armstrong doll. Meow, o.k. that one was low, but we women-folk can be catty.
Heck, I’d take Michelle Obama any day over a druggie for a first lady and I don’t have to be a proud Democrat to say that.
With health care reform on the horizon, we as Americans can't afford to have a First Lady with access to prescription drug pads and a doctor's DEA number in her back pocket and a file a mile high at the DEA's office.
So, everytime someone bashes Michelle for her choice to feed her family organic, natural foods and call her an "elitist."
I’ll reply, "Hey, it’s better than a pill-popper for a First Lady, at least Michelle cares about what she puts in her body."
And let’s not forget how Cindy got off with a slap on the pinky finger for her DEA abuses when you, me and Dupree would be sitting our asses in jail if we pulled what she did.
I’ll say, "Her daddy’s money should be proud."
When they twist Michelle’s words, and say she’s not a "proud" American. (whatever the f#$% that means)
I’ll remind them, "Cindy’s plastic surgeon is not proud of his work, so we best not go down that road."
Hmmm, do I smell plastic burning?
Please give your swiftboat recommendations...I'd love to hear them, with one caveat, no swiftboating kids. I'm serious folks, do not harm the children...b/c then you'd be a Republican.
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