Wonderful news!
For the first time in Democratic Party history, we can completely wipe out the wishes of Democratic Party voters in two states. We already brag about how we fooled the system and got Obama more delegates in states he did not win. Like Nevada. He has also obtained more delegates than were awarded in the original caucus votes in many states. Well done everyone! Good way to win! Without even needing the will of the caucus voters!
But now we can do even better than getting more delegates for Obama in states that went for Hillary Clinton! Victory by using the caucus mechanics is not as good or substantial as taking away all of a state's voters by claiming that the rules tell us we have to do so!
We have used the Texas two-step extremely well. Older, disabled, and less wealthy voters simply cannot participate in a caucus the same night after a primary. It is hard enough for these people to vote once. And for those who arrived, we made certain it was difficult to stay. Great job with Texas!
The Nebraska caucuses gave us a chance to give unidentified voters blue chits to pump up the vote for Obama. Who cared who those "voters" were?
In Washington and other states where huge primary votes occurred despite the fact that they were "advisory" and not counted toward any delegate count, the numbers show how skewed the caucuses returns were. Despite enormous efforts to get Obama voters into the primary, they did not unbalance the system as they had done before. They could not do so. But we love the caucuses there! What wonderful results, even with some of those Republican voters coming over to vote in the primary to jimmy the system.
The cover that Rush provided to us, claiming he was fixing the vote in Hillary Clinton's favor, was just the very best, wasn't it? Imagine if you will the complete turn-about we made on Republican votes. First, bragging about Obama getting them. Then challenging voters in Ohio claiming that they were fake voters. Just great. Have it both ways!
But these methods are mere appetizers to the main course yet to come at the end of May. We can now defy the popular vote in two states that we must win in the Fall by denying Florida and Michigan the right to seat delegates who favor Hillary Clinton!
I know you are up to the challenge. We have Donna Brazile on the rules committee, and she alone can work the system with the best of them.
Just like many others, she was supposed to be for Clinton. But she was really just another Obama insider. Watch her on CNN as she spins her jargon, claiming still to be neutral and you will appreciate what great operatives we have working for us. As you see, she favors a method that skews the vote toward Obama, while reminding you that "the rules are the rules."
Yes, that is fair. And we know that whatever is done, delegates will be forced to vote for Obama. Won't they? Is this not what this is all about?
Do whatever must be done to get Obama. The best of all in this election year!