Defeat hasn't gotten HRC off the stage
Neither has pleading, common sense or the interests of the democratic party
Angry complaints won't do it either
Laughing Hillary off the stage just might do the trick.
It's either laughing about this or going insane from frustration at the pointlessness of it all.
So... let's make Hillary Clinton the new Chuck Norris-type all purpose butt of jokes... please add your own contribution in the comments
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Hillary Clinton doesn't lift herslef up when she does pushups:
she gets all of her surrogates to claim she did
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When Hillary Clinton goes ot the ocean, she doesn't get wet:
It's not just the laws of mathematics she's defying; physics too
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Hillary Clinton has the solution to America's energy problem:
hook the power greed to her ambition and sense of entitlement
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According to Hillary Clinton, what is the 10th digit of pi?
It depends, what day is it?
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How many Clinton campaign operatives does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
Three: one to charge 20 million for the service, one to screw it up and one to blame sexism.
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News from the future:
Denver, August 25, 2008
Policemen in Denver have been dispatched to the downtown Pepsi Center as Juanita,4, the official mascot of the democratic party is being held at gunpoint by an unidentified female and an unidentified male in ski masks.
The hostage takers demand that Hillary Clinton be the democratic nominee for president, that Terry McAuliffe be appointed head of the DNC and that Howard Dean become the new ambassador to either Zimbabwe or Burundi.
"Make Hillary Clinton the nominee" said the female hostage taker, "I've worked... she's worked very hard for this". The male added "Yeah, we, I mean they, I mean she should be president".
Pundits James Carville and Paul Begala are at the site, advising the democrats inside the convention center to yield to the hostage taker's demands. "That donkey is too goddam' precious, it's the goddamn symbol of the party. We can't take any risks here" said James Carville. Paul Begala added insightful commentary: "what he said".
At this hour, it is unknown wether the democrats at the convention will yield to the demands of the hostage takers.
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Funny videos on Clinton logic:
Contribute your own jokes below the fold...