I do not have a solid three paragraph opening. In fact, I don't really have a diary, just some poems culled from the litterati at Free Republic just now. Sure it's old hat, but I thought several of their posts about the "California Homosexual Incident of Late" made for some nice "found" poetry. I just respaced and titled. You can find them all in different threads in the Homosexual Agenda section at that fine Republican blog thing place.
I'll start with my favorite in the next section. Did you know South America and Mexica is a country? I sure didn't!
Feel free to poeterize your favorite Republican Bog Quote!
The Small Price of Sexico
McPain will roll over
and have a lovefest
with all gays, lesbians,
and the country of Mexico and South America.
we on the other hand will live
in fear of another terrorist attack.
but I guess for him that is a small
price to pay.
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The Yellow Cross
Soon you’ll have roving
bands of pink shirts roaming
neighborhoods with clubs, vandalizing
non-compliant businesses and making
Christians wear armbands
with a yellow cross on them.
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Response to the Yellow Cross (Or the Different Story)
That would get ugly, quickly,
here. AR-7 with shorts
makes short (quiet) work
of roaming vandals.
It's easy for them to push around
folks without a clue, and no recourse.
Those of us that have 30K-40K rounds of .22
..... that's a different story.
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Chopa
Reminds me of another
intolerant victim group
that uses its power
to silence critics.
(the one that chopa heads)
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The 'Ku That Coulda Been
I’m gonna keep say-
ing it. We can’t live with these
people anymore.
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The Cruel Forces of Canada
Homosexuals are at war
with the laws of Nature,
the laws of Man, and the laws of G-d.
Their behavior grows
out of this truculence.
In Canadian society, their numbers
are reaching critical mass.
Now empowered, they are lashing
out with cruel force.
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Why America Burned
America burned while Rome
fiddled over the Host
and Warren tried to figure
out how to efficiently
utilize Small Groups.
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The Old Theory
this just proves
my old theory that
the whole planet is turning left,
and fast!
get ready folks,
you ain't seen nothing yet!
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Another Get Rich Scheme
The loss of the fear
of God will destroy this republic.
Abomination leads only
to judgment and destruction.
Take it to the bank.
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Advice to Cretins
The cretin should
emigrate to San Fransissysko
as should all the hispanic illegals,
a large smorgasbord of
misfits and scum
(plus a couple of decent people).
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*Just Pay Shipping and Handling
Homosexuality is no different in this fashion
than telling falsehoods, murder, slander, beastiality,
adultery, fornication, and a litany of other vices.
Those who prefer to live a soulish life
miss out on a freely available eternal life*.