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McCain's speech are so boring that...

*He puts crack-smoking insomniacs to sleep

*He makes Lieberman want to join the Democratic party

*Kevorkian will soon be using them for euthanasia

*Senior citizens get up to change their Depends when he comes on TV

*He makes Bush look like Abraham Lincoln

*Restaurants extend their early-bird special hours for those fleeing their TV sets

*He makes Lawrence Welk sound like house music

*The guy running the teleprompter dozes off

*Even his wife slips out to watch Matlock when he's talking


The best of the comments by recommend votes

• David Blane's next trick will be listen to his speech on a loop for five hours


• McCain's speeches are so boring Presbyterians were walking out.


• McCain's speeches are so boring that they make me wish the Republicans had picked Giuliani.

DH from MD

• McCain's speech was so boring an impromptu paint-drying contest broke out.


• His speeches are so boring He has to use a green screen so George Lucas can CGI in some stormtroopers later.

Leggy Starlitz

• My television fell asleep


Originally posted to wry twinger on Thu Jun 05, 2008 at 09:22 AM PDT.

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