This here's a participatory diary...join in with your own comments and let's laugh at McCain...
McCain's speech are so boring that...
*He puts crack-smoking insomniacs to sleep
*He makes Lieberman want to join the Democratic party
*Kevorkian will soon be using them for euthanasia
*Senior citizens get up to change their Depends when he comes on TV
*He makes Bush look like Abraham Lincoln
*Restaurants extend their early-bird special hours for those fleeing their TV sets
*He makes Lawrence Welk sound like house music
*The guy running the teleprompter dozes off
*Even his wife slips out to watch Matlock when he's talking
The best of the comments by recommend votes
• David Blane's next trick will be listen to his speech on a loop for five hours
• McCain's speeches are so boring Presbyterians were walking out.
• McCain's speeches are so boring that they make me wish the Republicans had picked Giuliani.
DH from MD
• McCain's speech was so boring an impromptu paint-drying contest broke out.
• His speeches are so boring He has to use a green screen so George Lucas can CGI in some stormtroopers later.
• My television fell asleep