Fist-bumps. You know the fist-bump of which I speak.
Well, thanks to the people sub-human gargoyle E.D. Hill at Fox Noise, it is much darker than we realized...
"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently."
I'm sorry... a WHAT?!??
Excuse me for one second...
More, below the fold...
In light of the fist-bump now being a 'terrorist fist jab' (even though I have jet to see any terrorist offer 'the clench of yes' to anyone), I believe the terrorists are among us now and we must strike to remove this threat before it overwhelms us all.
DHS? Go for these prime suspects.
Randy, dawg. Your attempts to infiltrate America will fail. And you can tell your other black friends too, like...
...erm, Hideki Matsui and, umm...
Mike Lowell (is that right, they're black?). I see Dice-K (Daisuke Matsuzaka) there too. I just KNEW the Japs were in on it too...
Baseball isn't the only sport that is rotten to the core. Golfers? Don't follow Billy Mayfair to Gitmo, you hear?
And, of course, the world of entertainment had to get involved. No deal, Howie, you're off to a secret prison in Belarus for foisting this on an unsuspecting America.
Oh, come on. Now we're just getting ridiculous...
The fact is: the fist-bump is as American as the high-five. Slapping the ass of your team-mate when he makes the tackle. Apple pie. It identifies an American way of doing things, and people in other countries that still like facets of American life (translation: the stuff Rick Santorum has nightmares about) see these actions and emulate them.
It's so American, it was made into a Bud Light commercial.
And so, because of this epic and monumental example of 'Fail', we award E.D Hill the Kevin James Award for I Don't Know What The... I Don't Know.
UPDATE 1: people have supplied, or requested, other terrorist scum to be taken to holding cell 2187 (wait ...isn't the Princess already in cell 2187?). So here we go.
Brave soldier? You're on notice.
I don't know if it's the Canon PowerShot, or being a Republican President, that turns you into part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor a terrorist.
UPDATE 2: The Evolution of the Fist Bump.