You can try to stay one step ahead of the Fox Nutwork by imagining all the dumbest crap you can think of for them to say while pretending it's "news" and not just a pure smear job, but they'll always beat you with something even more astoundingly stupid, no matter how hard you try.
For instance, see if you can beat this idiocy, captured by Media Matters:
It's Fox's E.D. Hill -- whoever that is -- professing to be genuinely confused about what the Obamas are doing here:
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Were you at all confused about what that was, or what it meant? E.D. Hill wants you to believe she was. Oddly enough, she simultaneously wants you to believe she's smart and tuned-in enough to be qualified to deliver the news to you on television. Hmm.
Anyway, Hill actually calls in a body language expert to analyze what it was, as though it were from another planet.
But that isn't even the worst of it. Before going to their expert, Hill actually ponders aloud whether it might have been some kind of -- God, it makes me sick just to think they got away with this in front of the whole world -- terrorist signal.
A "terrorist fist jab," she calls it!
Why the hell would anyone -- like, say, Barack Obama -- ever go on that channel?