Of course my diary will be short. But I am sure Kossacks will come up with plenty of jokes ragging on John McCain's ancient status.
I'll go first and apparently Chris Rock was the first to say it (and have another one that's now my signature):
John McCain is so old, when he heard Lincoln's Gettysburg address, he mocked it for being "change we cannot believe in."
Let's see some of the funny ones people here can make up.