As the national average for gas reaches $4 a gallon today, a new study out of BSU shows that more passengers are deciding to offer up grass or ass in exchange for transportation. When asked about this new study President Bush replied "Wait, what did you just say? $4-a-gallon gasoline? My plan is finally working!" The president then promptly left the White House with full entourage and began offering rides to passersby.
Some driver's are finding this development quite enjoyable. "Are you kidding?" explains 19-year-old John Rotondo, "You know how expensive sex can be? This is a steal!"
Its not all blue skies and rainbows though, some groups on the religious right are alarmed about this growing trend due to the increase in both drug use and sexual intercourse between unmarried persons "These people need to stop fornicating out of wedlock," argues Bill Banyon of the Sex With God organization, "this practice is fine for married couples, but without God in your relationship, keep it to gas or grass, damnit!"
This also has some extreme left groups arguing this is yet more evidence that marijuana should be legalized and hemp should be used as a fuel, clothing, food source, and anti-depressant.