Republican Congressional candidate Steve Stivers, 43:
The state champion girls volleyball team of Mercy High School in Cincinnati was in the Senate chamber recently to receive a resolution recognizing their accomplishment.
They had gathered around State Sen. Eric Kearney, D-Cincinnati, causing fellow Sen. Steve Stivers, R-Columbus, to comment that Kearney "attracts all the attractive women."
Reminded that he had just returned from his honeymoon after marrying the former Karen Tabor two weeks earlier, Stivers backpedaled.
"I’m allowed to window shop, just not buy," he said.
Tabor, the spokesperson for House Speaker Jon Husted, R-Kettering, confirmed her husband’s shopping rules, but said they might be worth a review.
Matthew McConaughey as David Wooderson, Dazed and Confused:
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.