Yes that's right friends, another day like yesterday and I think that many of you should go to the Magic kingdom. In the Magic Kingdom it's always sunny and never rains. In Disney World, America is a wonderful place where political leaders are wise and just and never tell a lie. There, our country and it's leaders can do no wrong. In Disney World the good guys always win and the pirates always lose. All the stores on Main Street USA are busy and prosperous and filled with happy workers. There are no disappointments in Disney World. The men are all handsome and the women are extremely pretty. And best of all, the cartoon characters have no genitalia so, circumcision is not an issue.
The restaurants in Disney World are never crowded, the food is always tasty and the waiters are never rude. In this special place the meaning of 9 and 11 are simply what time the rides open and what time they close. Your head will never hurt there and your hair will never catch on fire. I'm pretty sure they even have WiFi but don't bother with that. You won't need to blog any longer because in Disney World all of your fantasy's will come true. Yup, that's right. In this special place, many of you, for the first time, will see the forest for the tree. You might even be able to smell the coffee and perhaps even think out of the box or even just, think, And for those of you who who posted all of those idiotic comments and diaries yesterday, it will be oh, so easy to get there.
Just close your eyes, clap your hands together three times and repeat after me...
I do believe, i do believe, I do believe...
I do believe that politicians should only do what I approve of and only what I approve of.
I do believe that Impeachment can still happen at the height of a nasty election year.
I do believe that every little thing which goes wrong is the result of massive government conspiracy.
I do believe that that all Democrats who don't support my single issue are really Republicans.
I do believe every person in the media is out to get me.
I do believe that if my favorite politician lets me down, I should not vote in November.
And poof. Faster than you can say Zip A Dee Do Da, You will transported to a place where you may finally be happy. Please do it soon so that the rest of us can get on with the serious business of electing Barak Obama as the next President of the United States.