Barack Obama came to my Sunday-evening barbeque with a six pack of Bud Light, and then drank my buddy's microwbrew all night. I still have that crap in my fridge.
Barack Obama called in sick today, and I had to deal with his clients- I know he's not sick, he just didn't want to deal with his 10:00am.
Barack Obama hangs just far enough in the turning lane so that you can't squeeze through and make a right on a red.
Barack Obama drank the last of the coffee in the Senate office and didn't make a fresh pot.
Barack Obama drank the last Code Red and left the empty case in the fridge.
Barack Obama left the Doritos bag sitting out on the counter, wide open.
Barack Obama never fills up the tank when he borrows your car.
Barack Obama had way more than 10 items in the express lane and then he wrote a check.
"Barack Obama takes the last chips in the bowl. When you ask him if he wants the last beer, he says yes. Even if you were just being polite. (Last Years Man)"
"Barack Obama walked extra slow on the sidewalk in front of me, but he didn't leave enough room on either side for me to get by, so I was stuck walking slowly behind him. (Ivey476)"
"Barack Obama dropped a can of beer, and then handed it to me so I could open it. (Sparky McGruff)"
Michelle Obama waited at the greenlight fixing her makeup until the light changed, holding up traffic for miles.
Michelle Obama wore white to someone else's wedding.