McCain that king among bores,
Claims he knows how to win wars
Giving voters the choice of oratory
Or the certainty of final victory.
Trouble is the war McCain fought
Ended Vietnam 1, U.S. nought.
John McCain as a warrior
Is a proven loser.
So perhaps the real choice before us
Is less between speeches or wars
Than a clear and perfect contrast
‘Twixt reason and idiot bombast.