*His job
*Planted a tree
*Tipped a busker
*Been intellectually consistent
*Watched Ratatouille
*Eaten ratatouille
*Made his own cranky, crotchety list of things people could have arbitrarily done in a feeble effort to secure his place in the Adlerian power dynamic
*Been eaten by a shark
*Been eaten by a shark, and still worked twenty-leven jobs, including the one he's being paid for, a la Seacrest
*Talked to his ex-wife
*Smiled (non-creepy)