John McCain
When John McCain decided to hit the whole concept of celebrity onto Obama, and enlisted the image of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, it got me thinking on how Kevin Federline ( Britney's Ex) and John have so much in common.
If you think about it, both John and Kfed mooch on the Mother of their children. How could John afford a campaign bus and a corporate jet, on a senatorial wage? plus when your footwear costs $520 a pop, even a six digit salary doesnt stretch that far.
Once we pass the issue of being a kept man, John and Kfed have an eye for the ladies, both marrying more then once ( God bless, Join McCain is so concerned about the sanctity of holy matrimony ) espically as McCain had time in his first marriage to chase women and have a few girlfriends.
It could be worst, McCain could have a daughter who has cut him out of his life ( note to Jon Voight, the first time you will see your grandchildren, it will be in a magazine spread )
Personally, i think someone should check with the Guinness Book Of World Records, and see if McCain is having the world's oldest temper tantrum, because at the moment, short of holding his breath, and waiting for a televison camera to be point in his direction, someone will have to tell McCain to calm down.