The McCain camp reveals the New York Times' inner geek.
Originally posted at Near Earth Object.
Anyone who knows me can tell you that I'm a shy, thoughtful guy who really has to click with a group to feel comfortable. I need to find a niche with people who are into the same things I am. Well, thanks to the McCain campaign, I think I may have found my new crew.
You see, this guy from the McCain campaign recently said this to the AP about the stewards of the Gray Lady:
"If the shareholders of The New York Times ever wonder why the paper's ad revenue is plummeting and its share price tanking, they need look no further than the hysterical reaction of the paper's editors to any slight, real or imagined, against their preferred candidate," said McCain campaign spokesman Michael Goldfarb.
Goldfarb compared the editors to a blogger "sitting at home in his mother's basement and ranting into the ether between games of Dungeons & Dragons."
Did you catch that last part?
I know!
I totally want to hang out with The New York Times' editors now! I had no idea they were rollin' the d20.
And I'll put in a good word for Goldfarb so he can play, too. He can start out as a 1st level Douchebag, whose magic spells include "Ruin Relationship with Media" and "Overreact to Criticism" (which requires a 1d4 points of tantrum per level of caster).
Completely awesome miniature art by Jason Vail. Yeah, this guy was our dungeon master. You'd never know it to look at him.