A 527 should immediately air a commercial mocking John McCain's jealousy and narcissistic behavior. Might I suggest using John Lennon's 1974 song "jealous guy" as the musical selection.
McCain, the original "celebrity" politician is peeved that a young, upstart like Barack Obama has stolen his thunder. While McCain speaks before hundreds, Obama is filling arenas and stadiums. The sight of Obama appearing in Berlin before 200,000 people while Johnny Fair Play was at the sausage haus.
A clever ad person would intersperse cuts of the Lennon song with quotes and footage of GOP operatives calling Mac's ego-driven "the one" ad, childish and in the words of John McCain's own mother "stupid."
I was dreaming of the past.
And my heart was beating fast,
I began to lose control,
I began to lose control,
I didn't mean to hurt you,
I'm sorry that I mad you cry,
I didn't want to hurt you,
I'm just a jealous guy,
I was feeling insecure,
You night not love me any more,
I was shivering inside,
I was shivering inside,
I was trying to catch your eyes,
Thought that you were trying to hide,
I was swallowing my pain,
I was swallowing my pain.
I would also intersperse cuts of Obama responding to the ad with his "is this all you have" remark and conclude with a voice over: Barack Obama wants to talk about the issues that Americans really care about; John McCain wants to talk about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. John McCain, Is this a man ready to lead America. End shot of McCain stroking his chin and sound of crickets.