This is really important, and if the corporate news would pick it up they would need to run Warning screens before the evening news.
My favorite take is from WomenForJohnMcCain.com and it is called "McCain proposes New Duties for First Lady".
As Women for John McCain, we’re proud to support the candidate with the most innovative ideas for women in the workplace. And with an outstanding record that includes fighting to keep equal pay for women from becoming a reality in our country, it’s no surprise that our next president, John Sidney McCain III, has offered up our next first lady, Cindy McCain, as a competitor for cash prizes in a "topless beauty pageant. And sometimes bottomless, too." The LA Times reports:
"Before taking the stage, McCain and his wife bought four souvenir T-shirts. While in the store, McCain glanced at a rack of red T-shirts that featured a picture of a topless woman, apparently Miss Buffalo Chip or a wannabe.
A few feet away stood the woman herself, who goes by Jessica, wearing a black bikini and black leather chaps, signing autographs."
And here we thought John McCain was AGAINST the evils of Celebrity. I guess not.
With his innovative ideas and bold new policy proposals for exciting new career paths for women, from sending them to work in coal mines to topless (yes, and sometimes bottomless!) dancing for cash prizes for audiences of leather-and-tattoo-clad biker gangs with histories of mental and physical abuse against women, to volunteering his own wife for a unique cabinet (or bar top!) level position, Women for John McCain are here to help too - help elect John Sidney McCain III as our next president of the United States, that is!
Because with role models like John and Cindy McCain leading the way, there’s no glass ceiling that America’s daughters won’t be able to press their baby-oiled breasts against one day.
I can't stay around here to chat, because I need to Google "Buffalo Chip Cindy McCain" every ten seconds so I can be the first to pre-order the posters and action figures.
Catch ya later!