The latest fundraising plea from the RNC, with a tone of desperation that sent a frisson of schaudenfreude up my spine, is "signed" by none other than John McCain himself. And folks, we Democrats are doing FINE according to him!
Never in memory have the Democrats, liberal special interest groups, labor unions and unregulated "527" soft-money groups come together with so much determination toward one purpose" Defeating Republicans.
Aw, shucks! Thank you! You noticed!
But wait...there's more...
They want total control of our government.
Yep, you got that right. Kind of like you guys had except we're not going to fuck it up.
The success of the RNC's efforts depends on the grassroots support of men and women like you. And we don't have a moment to lose.
Well, men and women like me are Democrats. But please keep sending those business reply envelopes to me. I love making you spend money.
The Obama Democrats and their liberal allies have built the most massive political fundraising machine ever seen.
Wow! That's some compliment coming from an organization that gets thousands of dollars from mechanics.
They are growing their mailing lists and phone banks, perfecting their technologies, developing their money-raising techniques - from telephones to text -messaging to mail to the internet to knocking on doors. And it is working.
Yeah, it would work for you, too, except no one wants to talk to Republicans.
The upcoming elections will be the most important in decades - and have far-reaching implications for America's future security, growth and prosperity.
You've got that right, bub. That's why electing Obama and a Democratic Congress is so important.
If we fail to elect conservative...leadership...we face...socialized medicine and surrender in Iraq.
I'm ready for socialized medicine right now, and get our soldiers out of Iraq and I don't care what you call it.
The future of our country and our Party is literally at stake.
Does that mean if I don't "rush me your contribution today" that you'll fold your tents and go home? Pardon me while I rush to not write a check.