i'm sure we all have wondered just who would seriously consider voting for McBush and why they would make such a choice. Low info voters is a likely description, people that are captured by six second sound bytes and the multitudes of lies told in McAirbus' political ads run during the Olympics opening night? sure, that and then some.
yesterday i had the distinct pleasure of meeting one. pleasure you say? well, let me tell you about it and i'm sure you'll also get great pleasure from it as well...
I had to make a run to Lowes yesterday for quite a bit of material necessary for project I am working on. As I pushed the cart up to my van I noticed that the Ford Expedition parked next to me had a McInsane bumper sticker on it. it dawned on me that this was the very first McAsshole sticker i have seen so far. Go figure, it being on a big gas guzzling monstrosity...
As I began loaded the materials I had purchased I noticed that there was a guy frantically trying to open the drivers side door with a coat hanger. He saw me, came over and asked if I had a pair of wire cutters he could borrow. I handed him a pair and went back to loading my materials.
Well, as I did so I noticed that he had gone around to the front of his vehicle. I couldn't see what he was doing but once I got done a few minutes later I walked around to where he was and about wigged out!
This idiot was using my wire cutters to hack off a big chunk of his grill. He said he couldn't reach the hood latch from underneath, which I guess in in his pea-size brain made him feel that hacking up his grill would somehow allow him access. Personally I knew that regardless whether he could physically reach the latch didn't matter, it does not work until the inside cable latch is activated from inside the vehicle. A futile effort. I was too amused by his destruction of his gas guzzler to bother telling him this fact...
He grumbled that what he really needed was a hacksaw blade, (I guess the wire cutters weren't doing enough damage)so I assuredly got him one of those, too. I thought of asking him if he wanted a jackhammer or cutting torch to aid his deconstructing effort, just a little afraid he'd have said yes...
So much to my amusement I watched this clown shred his grill until finally he had torn it up enough to reach the latch- it wouldn't budge. Aww.....
Back to plan A.
He had been attempting to unlock the door with a coat hanger, using it as you would a slim jim but once again had no clue as to what he was doing. I watched as he sratched his window all to hell and ripped off chunks of the weatherstripping. At that point I went to my van and retrieved a couple of cedar shims to shove between the glass and weatherstripping, by the time I returned Mr. McSame Supporter had gone back around to the front of the vehicle and commenced cutting more of his grill out.
At the very moment that I said "I got it" and was able to pop his lock open the idiot kicked the shit out of what was left of his grill. He came around to the side I'd opened, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his keys!
Talk about a true dumbass! I guess he was so accustomed to punching in his code on his stupid little keyless entry pad that he didn't know the same key he started the damn thing with also open the door. Whatever the case may be his true intelligence and sense of reason and logic wee on full display and he proved to me that he had none, period.
I wish you folks could have seen the front of his once nice Expedition as he pulled out to leave, pieces of it falling off as he did. As he went by me and I got another look at that damn McCain bumpersticker I thought how appropriate it was he supports him, but the sticker should read "Idiots For McCain" if you ask me.
What a total dumbass...