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- Jesus said:
"...resist not evil; but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek...
a) blow his head off
b) follow him to the gates of hell
c) find him a cell at Gitmo
d) turn unto him the other also
- Jesus said:
"Love your enemies, bless them that...
a) contribute to you
b) constitute your base
c) curse you
d) stuck with you during the primary
- Jesus said,
"Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise, ...
a) some op research puke can uncover inconvenient details
b) you cannot later embellish the story
c) What—are you kidding? If you did it, tell everyone!!
d) ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
Answers:
1)A is the best answer--just from a practical standpoint. I mean, how many cells are there at Gitmo and how many people can you follow to the gates of hell? By the way, GPS is very unreliable down there.
- B is the correct answer. If you have donors who want drilling rights off our coast, bless them. If you have donors who need help with S&L regulators, bless them.
- C is the obvious answer. If you have sacrificed on behalf of your country or on behalf of some needy person, by all means talk it up as best you can. 30 second commericals are the best, but there is really no inappropriate time to talk about it.